Uneven Friends (Original)


By Killerwhale Zeus

The follow day, Chad tried to go about his business as

usual. But he felt haunted. He could taste Jake's jism in his

mouth all day, and as the shadows lengthened it got worse and

worse. He felt run down and worse, he felt dirty. When he

arrived home he went straight for the shower.

He stripped naked and stepped in to the hot shower. He

instantly felt the rushing water calm his nerves and loosen

his tension in his back and neck. Chad had not realised how

wound up he had been. After ten or fifteen minutes of soaking, he

began to rub himself absent-mindedly. He was semi-hard and

decided to encourage it. In the calm of the shower it felt to

stroke his dick. After about five minutes, he felt himself

nearing completion when all of a sudden the water turned freezing

cold. With a yell he fell backwards and out of the shower, landing

on his naked backside. Chad cursed under his breath, got up and

turned the shower off. The old water heating system in this

run down house had run out of hot water as usual.

After Chad had gotten dressed and done some study, he left

his room and went to the kitchen to get something to eat. Jake

was in the lounge room watching television and when he saw Jake,

he swallowed involuntarily at the memory of the previous evening.

Chad whipped himself up some two minute noodles and sat

himself down on the couch.

"Hey Jake, what's on?"

Jake picked up the television guide and had a quick glance at

it. "Not much, a repeat of the X-Files, Star Trek's on in about five

minutes." Chad nodded and started to eat his noodles.

They had watched television for a few hours and it was getting

late. Jake turned to Chad and was about to say something, when Chad

interrupted, "I know what you're about to say, Jake, and I agree ...

we shouldn't have done such a stupid thing last night. But you're not

getting your money back."

Jake laughed, "I wasn't about to say it was a mistake. I'm

happy with what happened last night."

Chad looked at Jake like he was crazy. Chad was sure his

black-haired friend had blown one hundred dollars. If it was Chad's

money, he would've been furious. Jake paused for a minute before

continuing, "In fact, I want to do it again, except I've only got

fifty dollars."

Chad stared at his friend in amazement, "Are you crazy???

There's no way I'm ever going to suck anyone's cock again, let

alone for anything less than one hundred dollars! I'm beginning

to think you're a poofter, Jake."

Jake was taken aback. "I'm not a queer, Chad. It's just,

that, all today I've been feeling a little bit ... energised,

with more vitality and, well, manly. I want to try it just

once more to be sure."

"No fucking way," Chad was really getting angry now. "It

was a mistake to do it in the first place. Even putting aside

the sexual stuff, we shouldn't be messing around with the occult


"Come on, Chad, just once more ... I'm willing to pay

fifty dollars."

Chad grabbed Jake by the collar. He was twice as large

as his scrawny friend Jake and he was using every muscle to

intimidate him, "No way ... and if you mention this to anyone else

ever ... I will beat the shit out of you and your magic book. Do

you understand me?"

Jake turned pale and stuttered, "I understand ... I'm

sorry. I won't mention it every again."

Chad let go of his friend and turned back to face the

television. They both lapsed in to silence. As Chad sat there

fuming he thought about the events of the previous evening.

What was so wrong with what he had done? He had explored a

possible source of magic with a friend and gotten paid a lot of

money for it. I mean, he reasoned to himself, if the magic had

really worked (and it hadn't), then he would have had access to

a real book of magic spells. Women gave men oral sex all the time,

and he'd heard many stories from his friends of mutual masturbation.

Hell, it wasn't something he hadn't read in a million porno stories.

In fact, the more Chad thought about it, the less important the

whole thing seemed. In fact, fifty dollars was still a lot of

money. A hell of a lot of money. With the hundred dollars from

last night, he would almost be able to pay off his entire rent bill.

His anger faded away and was replaced by regret. He had probably

blown his chance to make a quick fifty dollars! Chad glanced

across at Jake, perhaps it was not too late.

"Hey, Jake. Is that fifty dollars still on the table?"

Jake looked at him with surprise, "I thought you ...

sure!" Chad grinned and gestured to his friend, "Well, stand up,

open your wallet, I don't have all night."

Jake practically jumped up. He snatched his wallet off

the table and grabbed a fifty dollar note out. This one was

all crumpled and dirty, but Chad didn't care. Fifty dollars

was fifty dollars.

In a near exact repeat of last night, Chad sat on the

couch while Jake stood in front of him. Chad unzipped Jake's

pants and moved his mouth in to position. Chad put Jake's

dick in his mouth and started to mouth his mouth slightly.

Chad could smell the same musky smell from last night and

he realised how distasteful he found the whole situation. This

was definitely the last time he'd do this, Chad thought to

himself, it's just not my thing. Chad remained fairly inert

while Jake moved himself in and out. He came soon enough, and

once again the unexpectedness and force of it caused Chad to

swallow. Jake repeated the incantation and once again, Chad

felt weak as a wave of dizziness washed over him. Jake groaned

and after a few spasms, fell down on the couch, spent and

satisfied. He looked over at Chad and smiled, "That was great."

Chad felt pleased, "Thanks, man. But that was the last time."

Jake appeared not to hear him, but then said, "Sure man, whatever

you say." •

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